1. |
A Monk goes to Sexyland
01:20
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A monk goes to sexyland
Finds his pleasure where he can
A world of perverse delight
Might be wrong but it feels right
Brings home his spoils of war
Comes inside and locks the door
Excitement mixed with secret shame
He will never be the same
A monk goes to sexyland
Who are we to judge the man
Casting stones not without sin
Does it matter where he's been
Monk or priest, nun or brother
They've got needs like any other
It's not like he robbed a bank
All he wanted was a wank
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2. |
Unity
02:08
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You smile and wave when you see me
You ask me hey how have you been
Act like your happy to see me
Wel Im good enough to help you out
But I've got some doubt
Would you do the same for me
When knuckle dragging troglodytes
Come around and want to fight
You are nowhere to be seen
Unity
No unity
You've got friends
With ties to the far right
You tell me nah man theyre allright
Thats just who they used to be
And when they say things oh so wrong
You Just ignore it move along.
You'd rather back them over me
braindead thugs
From the far right
Racists bigots
Theyre all right
Don't rock the boat just keep the peace
Unity
No unity
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I dont wanna what elons tweeting
or who was on some rich blokes yacht
i dont care what brad pits reading
or the smell of gwyneth paltrows box
im not interested in rebel wilsons diet
and how much weight that she has lost
dont give shit about madonnas kid
or the size of tommy lees cock
Stop making
Stop making
Stop making deadshits famous
do i really need to know the measurements
of kim kardashians arse
who is gay who kissed who
on this info i will pass
who got a new haircut?
who has got brand new boobs
who went where? who wore what
how the hell is this news
Stop making
Stop making
Stop making deadshits famous
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4. |
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Show compassion?
You dont wanna
Could be respectful
But you ain't gonna
Learn their pronouns?
You won't bother
You're offended
They dont affect you at all
Trans rights
Are human rights
Transgender
You wanna fight em
Never met one
But you don't like em
Makes you angry
Are you frightened
You're offended
They dont affect you at all
Trans rights
Are human rights.
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5. |
The Algorithm
02:11
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flew too close to the sun
the algorithm
not sure just what youve done
the algorithm
Shadowbanned you dont exist
the algorithm
your posts will not be missed
the algorithm
Hands up who likes me
Thumbs up who likes me
Got nuked by Zuckerberg
You said a naughty word
Went for a little troll
Got 30 days in the hole
Hands up who likes me
Thumbs up who likes me
how you gonna get your likes
the algorithm
social media suicide
the algorithm
your appeal was rejected
the algorithm
now your followers are neglected
the algorithm
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6. |
Naughty Instead
01:27
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I Told you once I told you twice
I'd like you to heed my advice
It doesn't pay to be nice
It pays to be naughty instead
Everybody is a hypocrite
Everybody is so full of shit
If you don't bite, then youre gonna get bit
It pays to be naughty instead
It's a lesson that you've gotta learn
You'll get nothing if you wait your turn
Cos they will take what you have earned
It pays to be naughty instead
They'll make you break once they've made you bend
They'll stab your back while they call you friend
Ill say it once and I'll say it again
It pays to be naughty instead
Told you once I told you twice
But you dont listen to my advice
It doesn't pay to be nice
It pays to be naughty instead
Cha cha cha
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7. |
F.C.P.
01:48
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Hands up who wants some pie
You call.me fat
Let me tell you son
It's cos I eat some cake
Every time I fuck your mum (consentially)
And I could always lose weight
You'll never not be fuxked
Say hello to your sister
When you meet her in 9 months
Fat cunt power
Fat cunt power
Fat cunt power
Let's eat
If you've got a problem with the dad bod
Lift up my gut...suck right on the dad rod
I think its time that someone told ya
Fat cunts are here and we're taking over
Fat cunt power
Fat cunt power
Fat cunt power
Let's eat
Who ate all the pies(you fat bastard you fat bastard)
I ate all the pies... I
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8. |
For the second time...No
01:45
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I said
no
you cant have a smoke
no
spare change im broke
no
you cant use my ute
no
and i wont help you move
no
you cant sleep on my couch
no
you cant move into my house
you only talk to me when ive got something you need
but when i need your help your nowhere to be seen
I said
no
i wont get you high
no
you cant use my wifi
no
i wont collect your mail
no
aint gonna pay your bail no
you only talk to me when ive got something you need
but when i need your help your nowhere to be seen
no
you cant borrow my phone
leave me alone
no
i wont give you a loan
leave me alone
i try to catch up but your never very keen
seems like a friend with stuff is a friend indeed
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